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We are hopeless at charades

July 24th, 2010

We had an impromptu session 0f charades during dinner the other night, in response to the question of what we could do for family home evening the next time it rolled around. I’m surprised that we haven’t actually done charades in our family, but also surprised that the kids didn’t know what it was at all. I can’t believe that they hadn’t done it at school before. So, to prepare them for our family night we explained some of the rules of charades. They got the idea that you have to act out something without using words. We tried to make it as easy as possible by choosing some examples of movies we own or they had recently seen, such as Edward Scissorhands and The Karate Kid. Jett said he wanted a go and decided that his movie was 4 words. He made many gyrations and actions and it turns out that his movie was “Helicopter Running Robot Dog”. It must be the new Pixar movie or something. Ashton tried “Labyrinth” by walking around in random directions and searching which was a good try but a very difficult one.

I decided to test Suzanne, and there was also the off chance that the kids would get it too. I wanted to do Michael Jackson.

I figured the easiest way to convey “Michael Jackson” was to invoke his best and most well loved dance routine from Thriller.

Look, I’m not Michael Jackson. I realise this. I a fat, balding, middle aged white guy with little to no coordination or artistic credibility. But I did a pretty damned good Zombie Dance from the Thriller music video, including most if not all of the most easily identifiable dance steps. But could Suzanne get it? She just pointed and laughed and started thinking up random words and names which had absolutely nothing to do with thriller or Michael Jackson. The kids could be forgiven because they weren’t around in the 80s or 90s, but surely Suzanne knew what she was looking at.

Eventually, with a bit of humming and whistling, it was Ashton who finally got it. I really don’t know what was going on in Suzanne’s head. Heaven help us in our next FHE.

Thriller Zombie Dance Steps

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How I met your Grandmother, part 1

July 14th, 2010

Old coupleAh, grandkids. I see you’ve taken an interest in our family history and have discovered my ancient writings on what used to be known as a “blog” on a thing called the “Internet“. Goodness knows what globally spanning high bandwidth data network you’re currently using but it’s probably in HD, 3-D, and has some other features we cavemen haven’t even conceived of yet.

So you’re trying to find out more about your beloved grandfather and grandmother, and how your parent came to be. Well, sit yourselves down on the hover chair and let me tell you a story of love in the olden days.

In answer to your first question of “How did you guys meet?”, the short answer is that, like any successful relationship from the very late 20th century, we met on the Internet.

The longer answer goes something like this. I was working at an ISP based in Perth called iiNet, and had been since 1996. I often refer to these as the “dark times” as it was low pay and quite stressful in tech support but it was stable and regular. I was working the late shift. Before the days of 24 hour support, we closed the phones at 10pm so I worked from 1pm to 10. This allowed me to get the last train home from Perth to Midland. Oh, there’s some stories I could tell about traveling late at night on the train! Maybe another time.

After about 10-12 years of inactivity, I was again attending Church and things had started swinging my way. Let me tell you kiddies, don’t let yourselves stagnate in inactivity because getting back into Church was one of the hardest things I’ve done for various reasons. It’s best to remain faithful the whole time. Anyhow, by this time I knew it was important for me to find the right girl to marry, and to achieve a happy life and beyond I knew that I had to marry a girl from my own faith. If I hadn’t, there’d be less chance that we’d be the happy family we are now. So I’d been dating various chicks (we called them chicks in my day, don’t know what you’d call them now) with the motive of seeing if they had the possibility of being right for me long term. I had found that I was so far away from being Mr Right for most of these girls that it wasn’t funny, but I was Mr Right for some of them. That’s good and all, and I was flattered that some of them thought very highly of me but it wasn’t good enough for me to be a knight in shining armour. I needed to be selfish, in a way, and make sure that my own needs and desires could be met.

What the perfect woman may look likeSee, 95% of your happiness or 95% of your misery in life is going to be as a result of the person you choose to marry, so you need to choose very carefully. Aim high, in fact aim for perfection but understand and be happy in knowing that you’ll never find that perfection. Instead, find the person with the best mix of attributes you can. That doesn’t mean “settling” for anything, it’s just that people are human and fallible, and are not perfect and so will never meet whatever image of perfection you’re told you need by your friends, parents or the media. For me, perfection would have been the mind of Albert Einstein, the empathy of Mother Teresa, the bank account of Warren Buffett, the athletic ability of Nadia Comaneci, all wrapped in the body of Cindy Crawford. She should also speak French, play the Saxophone and have a love of NHL Hockey and be able to recite lines from Star Wars at appropriate moments. I knew I’d never find this woman outside my own imagination, but I knew that I could find a good mix of the best attributes eventually.

I had about given up after a few years of looking. These girls were nice and all, but either they lacked an important ingredient or they had other off-putting attributes which I knew would queer the deal and make me unhappy.

So around the middle of 1999, we had an intake of new YAKs (as me about that name later some time) to work in tech support at iiNet. Among these were a few rather hot chicks including Suzanne. I’ll admit that it wasn’t Suzanne that grabbed my attention first, but I did notice Suzanne and thought it might be a good idea to eventually talk to her some time if we ever bumped into each other.

This is where the story takes a bit of a twist. My supervisor decided that she needed to help things along a bit. She fancied herself as a match maker. In other words she wanted to meddle. It wasn’t until a few years later that she told us that every other match making venture of hers had been an abject failure. Ours was her first success at making a match and she was very proud.

Anyway she poked and prodded me, and whispered and cajoled Suzanne. I think as far as Suzanne was concerned, she just wanted to get the match maker off our backs and leave us alone, but we eventually decided to go out on an official “date”. It was to be Friday the 13th of August 1999. So when I say “we met on the Internet”, it’s partially true; we met at work, which happened to be an Internet company.

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Happy Canada day

July 1st, 2010

Apparently there were other proposed names before Canada was chosen by a name selection conference held in London. While the provinces’ delegates spent little time, if any, in settling on ‘Canada’ as the name for the new country, others proposed a variety of other names:

  • Albion
  • Anglia- To honour of the main religion of the protestant British
  • Albionoria—”Albion of the north”
  • Borealia – from ‘borealis’, the Latin word for ‘northern’; compare with Australia
  • Cabotia – in honour of Italian explorer John Cabot, who explored the eastern coast of Canada for England
  • Colonia
  • Efisga—an acronym of “English, French, Irish, Scottish, German, Aboriginal”
  • Hochelaga – an old name for Montreal
  • Laurentia
  • Mesopelagia—”land between the seas”
  • Norland
  • Superior
  • Tuponia—derived from ‘The United Provinces of North America’
  • Transatlantica
  • Ursalia—”place of bears”
  • Vesperia—”land of the evening star”
  • Victorialand – in honour of Queen Victoria

Canada Day

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Will we be ruined by that which we love, or that which we hate?

June 29th, 2010

An interesting web comic/graphic I found on the tubes. I can see that that there’s a lot of truth in this. In today’s society, we do indeed have in infinite appetite for distractions which lead us away from what is really important in our lives and I’m somewhat guilty myself. Can these distractions ruin a person? You betcha.

Amusing Ourselves To Death

That’s a funny name

June 19th, 2010

So Suzanne and I were watching the Netherlands v Japan World Cup game, and the commentators made mention of a shot on goal by Japanese midfielder Keisuke Honda. He had previously scored a goal in their first game against Cameroon. Suzanne giggled, thinking this was a funny name to have.

Suzanne Hehe, what a funny name.

Brian Why do you say that?

Suzanne Honda! His name is Honda!

Brian That’s a perfectly reasonable name for someone from Japan, I’d think.

Suzanne Yeah, but what about Honda Motorcycles. It’s a brand name!

Brian Are you forgetting your own surname?

Suzanne What do you mean?

Brian Hoover is also a brand name, in case you didn’t know. And your last name is Hoover

Suzanne Hmm, yeah, but not by choice.

Brian

Suzanne

Brian Hoover’s a good name. Why don’t you revert to your maiden name?  Ever heard of someone famous with your maiden name?

Suzanne Well, no…

Brian No, neither has anyone. You have to marry into a good family name like mine, raise yourself out of obscurity.

Suzanne Hey, there’s a player called Matsui, like the restaurant!

Brian Good grief.

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What’s the difference between Iron Man, Iron Boy and Iron Woman?

June 7th, 2010

One is a Marvel Superhero, one is a kid with a mask and the other is a command.

Yeah, slow news day. Been sick all weekend.

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Kids and Dinosaurs

May 18th, 2010

I was a Dinosaur freak when I was young. There was such a variety of animals: shapes, sizes, colours. Wanting to learn more about them helped me want to learn to read. Most Dinosaur names are derived from Latin or some other language. Once you see a name, you want to pull it apart to learn what it means in English, and see if it’s a good description. I’ve tried to get Ashton and Jett interested in Dinosaurs too. It’s not hard, because they’re Dinosaurs, man. Anyhow, here’s some prehistoric photos of the kids with Dinosaurs at the WA Museum, and one from Dinosaur World in Denmark in WA’s South West. It would be awesome to get the kids to a real museum like Royal Tyrrell Museum of Palaeontology in Alberta. I could have spent a week at that place.

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Jett’s missing a tooth

May 11th, 2010

All Jett wants for ChristmasI neglected to post this from last week. Jett had a visit from the tooth fairy. Two visits, actually. He’s not really all that fazed about losing the teeth. I remember Ashton’s first tooth being a big deal, but not so for Jett. When his second tooth came out it actually went down the drain as he was brushing his teeth, so he can consider himself fortunate that the tooth fairy was able to find it and pay up. She pays way more nowadays than I remember when I was a lad, I tells ya.

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Yellow belt, baby

May 8th, 2010

Ashton with her yellow beltAshton had her grading the week before last, and found out this week that she passed and scored her yellow belt! Well done, little girl. Jett has decided that he wants to do Taekwondo as well, and joined in this week. I’m not sure that he’s ready, but the teacher is quite willing to take him (and our money). It might be good for him. At least it will tire him out a little for bed two nights a week.

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5th of May: It’s not just about the mayonnaise

May 5th, 2010

What do all these people share in common?

Well, for starters they all share a birthday with my wife! And also… uhm… nope, that’s about it.

Besides all these people’s parents making whoopee in the middle of July the previous year, a few other things happened on the 5th of May:

  • Kublai Khan became ruler of the Mongol Empire in 1260
  • Napoleon died in 1821
  • Mexican troops halted a French invasion in 1862
  • Coco Chanel introduced Number 5 in 1921 (Later to be followed by Six)
  • Alan Shepard became the second man in space in 1961

So, Happy Birthday Suzanne. Yours is indeed an historical day.

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