Something which has bugged me for ages… Not to the point of grabbing a couple loaded pistols and going on a random shooting rampage, but it does keep me awake at night sometimes. You know how Subway, that fantastic architect of finely crafted sandwiches and wraps, has their cheese pre-cut into triangles? And you know how they always arrange the cheese so that the slices are overlapping? I’ll let this diagram explain:

Well, it seems that Subway finally gave into my demands and are changing for the better! No longer will there be any mouthfuls of sandwich with great gobs of cheese, followed by no cheese at all. How did I tolerate this for so long? Subway will now be an enjoyable experience of cheese perfection for the entire length of the sandwich:

It’s the biggest change since they stopped cutting out a scoop of bread, and started just cutting the bread in half. Remember that? I never liked that method, either.

See, it’s little details like this which make a dining experience so much more than jamming food down your craw, don’t you think? I mean, knowing that you face the prospect of being overwhelmed by too much dairy in one mouthful isn’t something that you should need to worry about. Srsly.

So, I say “Bravo, Subway!” Thanks for letting common sense prevail over complete insanity. My life is now a little more tolerable. Speaking of insanity, there’s a guy in my building who orders his Subway sandwiches with cheese, but asks the staff to hand the cheese over to him rather than put it on the sandwich. I’ve seen him do this a number of times, and I can’t figure out why. It’s not that he doesn’t like cheese, because he’ll always have all four slices eaten by the time he gets to the register to pay.

Now, if Subway would only go back to issuing those stamps so I could buy whole rolls off ebay.