Here I sit, all broken hearted

Not even a particularly Nice shade of green

Not even a particularly Nice shade of green

Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning” is a poem by Grunthos the Flatulent. This is an excerpt:

Putty. Putty. Putty.
Green Putty – Grutty Peen.
Grarmpitutty – Morning!
Pridsummer – Grorning Utty!
Discovery….. Oh.
Putty?….. Armpit?
Armpit….. Putty.
Not even a particularly
Nice shade of green.

During a reading of the poem, 4 of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been “disappointed” by the poem’s reception.