Me
Suzanne
Subway Sandwich Artist

So what’s for lunch, dear?
Want to split a $7 foot long sub?
Sure!
What flavour do you want?
Umm, I’m in the mood for a Pizza sub! They’re so yum!
No.
No?
I want Meatball. I’m not going to eat a Pizza sub. We’re having Meatball.
Well, why ask me what I want?
So that you have at least the illusion of freedom and control.
What kind of bread do you want?
Hang on, let me ask… Suzanne, what kind of bread do I want?
Who said you’re not a quick learner?
Can I at least have chillis?
No.