Imagine there’s no heaven

Imagine is a bad songSo Triple J had another one of their Hottest 100 of all time countdowns last week. I’m not all that keen on these “All time” themes. Triple J normally have a Hottest 100 for song released during the previous year but a couple times they’ve had an All Time countdown. Which is cool, because they don’t overdo it. Suzanne’s favourite radio station often has X Top Y songs, where Y is some awful theme, and X is in the hundreds or even thousands. They recently had a top “2400 love songs” countdown or somesuch and it went for a week. Good grief.

Anyhow, it turns out I already have 92 of these songs on my iPod, so it’s an easy task to make a playlist. I’m missing some. There’s a few I’ll admit I have never heard of and a few I wish I had. But there’s one song that will never make it’s way onto any iPod I own, ever. That song is John Lennon’s “Imagine”.

Why is this song such an abomination in my eyes (or ears)? Take a look at the lyrics to find out why:

Imagine there’s no heaven
It’s easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky

Are you kidding me? I can’t imagine there being no heaven, and no loving God dwelling there awaiting our return. Well, yeah, I can imagine it but the world then becomes a pretty sucky place.

In the first “bridge”, I think you call it, he pretty much declares greed and hedonism is a pretty good idea. Do your own thing, don’t worry about tomorrow:

Imagine all the people
Living for today

Lennon goes on to attack nationalism and religion in the next verse:

Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too

The next bridge is OK, I guess. All the world living in peace isn’t all that bad. This line dilutes the rest of this insidious, repugnant song.

The rest of the song is about having no possessions, a new world order and one world government. I’ll leave it to the reader to research why abolition of property (or abolition of ownership), and socialistic/communistic ideas are bad. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for nothing to kill and die for. I’m all for no hunger and a brotherhood sharing all the world in peace. But there is no earthly power which can govern the entire world correctly.

One thought on “Imagine there’s no heaven

  1. What’s really scarey, is that I could have just written the above blog entry word for word. So many people love that song, and I continually think, has anybody ever sat down and listened to the actual lyrics???? 5 thumbs up for this post!!!!

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